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whiskeyontheocean:

logicd:

"trust your government"

"we know what is best for you"

"we know what we are talking about"

"nothing to see here, move along"

"you do not need guns"

>meanwhile shit half coverage of Ukraine
>stupid nothing new flight 370 one month straight watch with muh blackholes and alien theory
>celebrities
>gossip
>almost nothing about the world or domestic issues

Oh well

EDIT

Updated pics

Just remember: Your government cares.

mrrnundy:

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. MISSING ANIMAL.

Hello tumblr! My name is Eugene and I am writing this to report that my cat Bob is missing. He has been gone since Wed. April 9th. He is an indoor cat and rarely leaves for longer than a few hours, so it is very worrying that he has been gone so long. He is elderly, approx. 13 years old, orange tabby with few whites spots, very fluffy, and very special to us. If you live in Orange County, California, specifically the areas of Tustin and Santa Ana, and have seen an orange tabby like this one, please call us at (714)838-1050 and leave us a message [if we don’t answer]. If you do not live there, I would appreciate any and all signal boosts. I have raised Bob since he was a kitten, and we are devastated and very worried about him. Please help us find our cat!

(Source: mrrnundy)

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 





seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”
Me: “Lies!”
Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”
Me: “LIES!”
Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”
Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"
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Canon EOS 6D
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Focal Length
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dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

prxise:

prxise:

DO NOT REMOVE CAPTION OR CREDIT PLEASE IT WILL NOT SHOW UP ON YOUR BLOG ONLY THE PICTURES WILL!

INCLUDES:

  • Mackbook Pro 13 inch $1,199.00 USD (gently used, no scratches, or damages of any kind at all!)
  • Charger $79.99 USD
  • Macbook Pro Black zipper sleeve bag $9.59 USD

IN TOTAL THIS GIVEAWAY IS WORTH $1,288.58 USD

RULES (you must follow them!):

  • You MUST be following me
  • Reblog this post (The more you reblog the higher your chances of being picked increase)
  • LIKES WON’T COUNT! (They can only be used as a bookmark)
  • You have until May 1st, 2014 to reblog this post. I will pick a winner (at random, using a generator) and then message them. I will post the URL on my blog, and make sure the winner takes a picture with the macbook!
  • If the winner DOES NOT follow me, or respond to my message within a week I will pick another one using a generator
  • The giveaway will be shipped INTERNATIONAL so that means everyone can join!
  • If you made a blog just for reblogging this post I WILL NOT let you be the winner since I consider it cheating (I will check your archives!)

Reason why I’m giving it away:

I am friends with some very fortunate people that mean a lot to me. One of them gave it to me as a present on Valentine’s Day. When my mother found out she told me I couldn’t keep it since she thinks they’ll use it against me in the future. So I decided to give it away to you guys! I know times are tough for everyone, and I just wanted to save you guys some money. Some of you may be in college already or are planning to, and this laptop is going to help you out a lot! Whether it’s going to be with homework, essays, projects, or maybe even let your creative side out.

If you have any questions about this giveaway please feel free to message me here

REMEMBER YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND THE GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY 1ST, 2014 11:59 PM EST. GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE!

I’M CHANGING THE END DATE TO MAY 10, 2014 EST SINCE I HAVE A SCHOOL EVENT ON MAY 1ST.

geekyjessica:

theatlantic:

The Nun Who Got Addicted to Twitter

“My superior is a gamer.” Sister Helena Burns said, laughing. “You know you’re a media nun when your superior is a gamer.” 

You might not expect nuns to be experts on Twitter, Facebook, and multi-player video games, but Burns defies all expectations. With 13,790 Twitter followers and counting, the Daughter of St. Paul calls herself a “media nun”: A woman religious with a calling to communicate the word of Christ, in any way she can.

And yes, there is a gamer-superior in her convent.

“She has this souped-up computer,” Burns continued. “She gets her own little ministry out there. Once people get to know she’s a nun, they have questions, or they ask for prayers. But you do have to clean up your language when Sister Irene’s out there.”

I imagine Sister Irene sitting in front of a sleek desktop with neon LED backlights, wearing her bright yellow Grado headphones and concentrating intensely on a multi-player RPG. It’s a funny image—there’s such a symbolic disconnect between the stereotypical idea of a nun and a basement-dwelling teenager who loves World of Warcraft. That’s what’s so fascinating about these sisters and their order: They defy stereotypes about who participates in Internet culture, and how.

So how does a nun use social media?

Read more. [Image courtesy of Helena Burns]

I love this!

mitunas-choice-rump:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

UM I DID THIS LIKE SERIOSLY LAST WEEK SOMETHING BASIC AND IT HAPPENED???
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